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SARAH ([personal profile] smart_house) wrote2008-08-25 01:41 pm

SARAH-Jamie, catching up.

SARAH's door opens where it usually does, thrown wide like usual, lights on but dimmed.

Like usual.

There's not much variation, when you have a purpose in existence as...structured, as SARAH does.
walksthebounds: (deflectinate)

[personal profile] walksthebounds 2008-09-17 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm all right."

Jamie is a low-maintenance sort of fellow.

He stops, and then adds, rather shiftily, "But I wouldn't say no if you were to put on that telly-thing."

SOAP OPERAS FTW!

[identity profile] smart-house.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Too bad there's no squopera in Eureka.

A drawer slides out from the wall to reveal a remote control. "You can pick."
walksthebounds: (confident)

[personal profile] walksthebounds 2008-09-17 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Jamie inspects the remote control with interest.

"I just use the arrows? Or the numbers?"

[identity profile] smart-house.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
"The arrows will take you through the channels sequentially. The numbers lead to specific channels."
walksthebounds: (o rly)

[personal profile] walksthebounds 2008-09-17 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
"But I don't know what channel's what, so I reckon the arrows are what I want," Jamie concludes, and pushes one decisively.

Onscreen, someone chops off an octopus' leg, grins maniacally, and says, "Now we roll it in the rosemary-herb breadcrumb mixture -"

Jamie blinks.

[identity profile] smart-house.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
"I need to reinstall a V-Chip really badly."
walksthebounds: (confident)

[personal profile] walksthebounds 2008-09-17 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
"A what?"

Jamie flips the channel, and a man juts his chin out and says, "We'll see him behind bars."

On the next channel, a different man is doing the same thing.

[identity profile] smart-house.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
"It's a device that prevents impressionable minds from finding -- "

"Oh Jethro -- how...delicious -- "

The channel changes before Jamie touches a button.

"Anything inappropriate."
walksthebounds: (smug little bastard)

[personal profile] walksthebounds 2008-09-17 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Jamie can't help but laugh at this.

"If it's my mind you're worried about, it's not all that easy to impress. Impression."

[identity profile] smart-house.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
"I will remember that."

SARAH lets Jamie play with the television channels for as long as he wants. SARAH has no place else to be.