Telephone calls, of a sort.

[smart_house]

It was a long morning, for SARAH. Zoe has a rehearsal for the school play today and needed her costume pressed.

It only took four minutes, but Zoe certainly appeared to be put upon by the wait.

Now, SARAH is relaxing.

Today on the Jerry Springer Show: Albinos and the Goths who love them

Relaxing means never having to change the channel.

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[eureka_npcs]

All signals are go. Satelites show that all humans have vacated the premises, and there's no time like the present. The broadcast is sent out over secure lines.

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