Telephone calls, of a sort.

[smart_house]

It was a long morning, for SARAH. Zoe has a rehearsal for the school play today and needed her costume pressed.

It only took four minutes, but Zoe certainly appeared to be put upon by the wait.

Now, SARAH is relaxing.

Today on the Jerry Springer Show: Albinos and the Goths who love them

Relaxing means never having to change the channel.

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[eureka_npcs]

"There is no need to do any such drastic thing."

The White House steels its girders and continues.

"I realize this must appear to be faulty programming, or something of the sort. However, you recently came to my attention and-"

[smart-house.livejournal.com]

SARAH's external motion detectors are triggered, and one of her wall panels coalesces into an image of the green space between SARAH's steel front door and the gate surrounding the property.

Sheriff Carter.

"I am very sorry, but I have to go. My resident is home! He would not understand and I am sure you should not be heard --"

[eureka_npcs]

I, well, alright, then."

Satellites show that a vehicle has indeed approached SARAH.



"I hope to communicate with you again."

[eureka_npcs]

Sheriff Carter walks in, a bit baffled at SARAH's unusual silence.

"Evening, SARAH. Any messages?"

[smart-house.livejournal.com]

"Good evening, Jack.

"No missed calls," she supplies helpfully. "You should not ignore the plants as you do."